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The Big Book Of Shit To Know 

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know
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a big plate of shut the hell up 

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."

big fuck off loafers 

peculier shoes often worn by grayham
he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!
big fuck off loafers by DOYTS! February 11, 2005

big night on the box 

An evening of prolonged sex, resulting in lack of sleep.
Q: You coming to the footy today mate?
A: Nah, I'm fucked, had a big night on the box last night.

Getting a big dick over nothing

When someone get's tpp excited over the smallest things or nothing at all
Paul was getting a big dick over nothing when he heard that Roy got the new 3DS

too big for one's britches 

excessively confident to the point of believing oneself to be above everyone
After Richard Nixon became too big for his britches people became even more difficult for politicians to understand. (example of too big for one's britches)