Definitions by Paraprax
a big plate of shut the hell up
n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
a big plate of shut the hell up by Paraprax December 12, 2018
meme terms
the nature of your relationship with a contact you never see, hang out with, speak to, message, or interact with in any way other than sending the occasional meme to one another
Jack: "Hey are you still friends with Steve from high school?"
Stan: "Eh, I guess so but it's been years. We're pretty much just on meme terms now."
Stan: "Eh, I guess so but it's been years. We're pretty much just on meme terms now."
meme terms by Paraprax October 20, 2018
trumptuation
Punctuating a longer statement by following it with truncated assertion or insult, in the style of many tweets written by U.S. President Donald Trump.
Joe: "The drive-thru window at this McDonalds is closed again. Pathetic! They said it would be open again by today. Big liars!"
Zack: "Dude, take it easy there with the trumptuation."
Zack: "Dude, take it easy there with the trumptuation."
trumptuation by Paraprax June 12, 2018
snugsual intercourse
The fully-clothed dry humping that occurs when both parties are too cozy, warm and comfortable to stand getting undressed or throwing off blankets, often culminating in interlocked mutual sleep.
"So did you and Jen get hot and heavy last night?"
"Nah, once we got in from the snow and into bed we were both too cozy to bother. We just had snugsual intercourse instead."
"Nah, once we got in from the snow and into bed we were both too cozy to bother. We just had snugsual intercourse instead."
snugsual intercourse by Paraprax September 7, 2013
dreamember
{dree-MEM-ber}
v.
While in a dream, comfortably remembering something as having happened at an earlier point in your life, possibly many times, only to realize upon waking up that this dream was actually the first time you ever thought of it.
v.
While in a dream, comfortably remembering something as having happened at an earlier point in your life, possibly many times, only to realize upon waking up that this dream was actually the first time you ever thought of it.
"I thought I was having that recurring dream where I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend Rhonda again, but when I woke up I realized I never dated a Rhonda or even dreamt about her before! I just dreamembered the whole thing!"
"I dreamembered the secret room at the top of the stairs from my childhood, and wondered why I hadn't gone in there for so many years."
"I dreamembered the secret room at the top of the stairs from my childhood, and wondered why I hadn't gone in there for so many years."
dreamember by Paraprax October 25, 2012
that've
Inexplicably unrecognized contraction for 'that have'.