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Olympic baton

Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018
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beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough
"damn you are such a beastonster
by mike January 18, 2005
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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
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Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.
After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.
by nappyd November 14, 2004
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a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous December 12, 2006
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