breaking the message chain

On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.

You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?

breaking the message chain

by Myspace Addict January 5, 2008

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

by Mpskyman April 24, 2023

Breaking The Girl

An indie-rock band hailing from around the Bournemouth area of the United Kingdom, who share a love of smoking illegal substances, writing catchy songs and confusing people through a variety of random myspace messages.

Pizz: 'What'?!
Everyone else: 'Shut up Pizz'
Joe: 'Hi, we're Breaking The Girl'

OR

Duff: 'Joe, you're not Jesus Christ'
JD: 'Well I can't disprove it, so I'm not going to argue with it'
Duff: 'Fine, Joe, walk on water'
Joe: 'Erm....'
Duff: 'Go on, if you're the son of God, you can walk on water'
Joe: 'Erm'
JD: 'Pass the joint@

by Joe, Duff, JD and Pizz October 4, 2006

breaking my balls

When I hit mikey coodics in face he says "teperbis me lopte"
and that means the word so ya then i kick him in the balls

Mikey your breaking my balls

by ballin people December 9, 2008

Breaking Benjamin

a group of deliquints sent to a correctional facility for the senseless murder of a young african-american man, Fareek Benjamin. Some say that the method of murder used was so distressing, these men "broke" benjamin. However, in order to remember such a legacy, we call them such in the present tense.

"Did you hear about Breaking Benjamin?"
"Yeah they totally broke his ass!"

by shooter August 29, 2005

Breaking Bad

The act of using methamphetamine.

I've been up for 3 days Breaking Bad with my tweeker buddies.

by fukmook April 12, 2010

Breaking Bad

A great show, but definitely not the best show of all time.

Jimmy: "Holy shit bro! Just watched the Breaking Bad finale, best fucking show ever!"

Steven: "Have you seen The Sopranos or The Wire you dumb motherfucker?"

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus October 5, 2013