blunt curling

Rolling a blunt

Yo, I'm on the Olympic Blunt Curling Team. Nobody smokes more than me...

by Thesselonious February 18, 2011

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

Bluntathon

An event where marijuana rolled blunts are being smoked to an excessive amount.

Just got back from the Kid Cudi concert, it was a fucking bluntathon.

by theboss31893 May 17, 2011

Blunt Blowed

When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.

Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.

by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011

Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

bluntblumpkin

the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit and at the same time smokin a blunt(a blowjob)sually provided by the person giving t

Brad: Hey tom, jennifer just gave me the best the bluntblumpkin i ever had!
Tom: what the fuck is that?
Brad: when you get a blumpkin while smoking a blunt.
Tom: whered u get the blunt?
Brad: she brought it. who else?

by mynameisqwertyyoufatsob August 16, 2012

Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.

"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."

by Kripeezy August 31, 2013