Bean Balloon 

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

Bean Balloon by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Bean Scalper 

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

Bean Scalper by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Bean Bag 

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

Bean Bag by the diddler June 14, 2015

bean flicking 

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

bean flicking by a nice guy February 28, 2004