Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"

...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES

by Cat April 14, 2005

Chi-beria

Chi-beria is what Chicago turns into when it gets really fucking cold. I mean like -400 degrees. So cold that you legitimately question whether you are in the 3rd largest American city or on the frozen tundra of Siberia.

When a polar vortex rolls through the Midwest, you know all the schools are closing in Chi-beria.

by jmarteeeeen January 9, 2014

Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009

UC Berkeley

A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."

You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.

Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.

by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011

Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

by jamanfued May 17, 2011

Bernish

Bernish are two names mixed together. (Bernard and Manish). This term Bernish is commonly used by Sophia and Sienna. This is also their YouTube channel name so go subscribe to bernish!

Person 1: Yoooo have you heard of bernish?
Person 2: Of course I have their the best!

by -Gregorios February 10, 2020

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020