abstinence

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008

johnta austin

tight songwriter, has written for tyrese, mariah carey, aaliyah, chris brown and mary j blige, and has now become an r&b artist himself. best songs are turn it up & dope fiend

I wanna love you to usher cos i no u need it nice and slow,
im like ginuwine u got me so anxious,
word to jamie cos tonight were getting unpredictable,
now i no jus what jan meant wen she said its funny how time flys,

aint nothin like makin all kinda lovin to some music,
turn the music up,
until were kissing n huggin touchin n rubbin to that music,
turn the music up

heres to mary j, turn it up, turn it up,
and i no ur diggin faith, turn it up, turn it up,
don't alicia got it goin on, turn it up, turn it up,
all u gotta do is say j turn it up

Turn it up by johnta austin

by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx September 9, 2008

Austin

A boy who lives in the city of Austin, by the same name. Coincidence? maybe. An Austin will make your heart pound and your head spin. Someone you will miss and wish you had another chance with since things didn't work out the first time. Sometime in life, fate will bring you to an Austin.

Girl 1: I met this guy this summer. He was so nice. I hope I see him soon.
Girl 2: Aww! I bet his name is Austin?

by sconsetgirl6 February 21, 2011

Austin

Austin is one of the many names a person can have, most commonly for boys. This name is also the capitol city of Texas, located in the United States.

Austin: Hi. My name is Austin.
Jacob: I thought that was the capitol of Texas?
Austin: It's also my name.
Connie: Hi. What's your name?
Austin: It's Austin.

by TheBlueHedgehog May 7, 2016

Austintatious

To be sanctimonious, pretentious and conceited about how unpretentious and un-conceited one is.

I went to a party. They called it a barn dance but there was no barn. It had some bands playing, but the only people watching them were in the other bands. Everyone was talking about how they never go north of Town Lake anymore. It was very Austintatious.

by simcitymayor May 11, 2011

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

AustinousTruongulitis Disorder

AustinousTruongulitis Disorder often known as ATD, affects people of all ages races and kinds. It is when the human genome is genetically altered by the blood stream, to make the victim want to drive a honda and seriously become shorter.

Oh yeah you know that fag in our year,
He has AustinousTruongulitis Disorder.
HE IS SO SMALLLL!!!!!

by DrYoo June 13, 2011