Albert Einstein's brother

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006

st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell

"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"

by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Albert Einstein High School

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.

Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

by chickfila January 15, 2018

Alberts

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

by GoryGamer September 18, 2018