by thotbegone69 March 10, 2021
Get the Albania mug.This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.
Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.
Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.
Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.
Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006
Get the albequerqe strangler mug.A small suburb at the bottom of Macquarie pass, New South Wales, filled with women with rats tails, men with no grammatical skill and children with drugs, weapons and insults that they don't even understand.
Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.
Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.
Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.
Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.
by Urbansicktionary March 4, 2011
Get the Albion Park mug.When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.
Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!
by sjb352 January 22, 2019
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