traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Horrible Shovel Accident

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

by PaschaSC June 4, 2007

Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."

by Matrek December 16, 2011

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

accidentogenic

Having very unsafe driving habits, e.g. cutting into traffic from a single narrow lane into a four-lane highway without signaling; making a right turn from a left lane; running red lights, etc.

Mr. Nilsson is a heavy drinker and very accidentogenic. I wouldn't get into a car with him if my life depended on it!

by pentozali October 17, 2007

acid mizou

slang for porn, thats basically all it is.

Dude, did you get the latest acid mizou magazine?!

by Yours Truly, Lebanon March 26, 2008

Acidance

Acidance: The strange dancing styles made famous by Kate bush, where the "dance" appears to be a representation of what acid looks like. The dance has no form or routine but is just a bunch of strange movements usually accompanied by equally strange music.

Acidance:KAte Bush - Wuthering Heights

by G.j.H February 19, 2009