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accidental boss

When one pulls off a move of epic proportions with seemingly no effort involved. Ending in what appears to have been a premeditated act. But is actually an accidental convergence of events.
Sarah slid across six lanes of traffic avoiding what could have been a major accident ' accidental boss', Sarah actually never had control of the vehicle and the breaks locked up at the right moment to save her.
by Esotericdom November 29, 2017
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Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018
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acchesne

You just used your teacher's name, macchesney, and did that tik tok trend of taking the first and last letter out of your name.
Did you hear the tik tok trend of taking the first and last letter out of your name?

yea, but instead I used my teacher's name.

what did you get?

acchesne
by MelodyGivesYouRandomStuff October 3, 2020
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accxio.strange

me: do you follow &accxio.strange on tiktok

friend: no

me: loser!
by Tyler Joseph is a big coward September 7, 2021
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sidecar accident

when considering something a "trainwreck" just doesnt fit the act. Ridiculous, yet on a much smaller scale.
The ride home from AC was nothing short of a sidecar accident.
by Fajack March 13, 2009
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jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
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