Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.

Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!

by All Mighty Allah November 09, 2016

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 30, 2022

brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

by Random_definition_er June 09, 2024

Oreo Alarm

The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.

Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.

by Allgreen January 08, 2012

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011