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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 19, 2012
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Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.
Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.
by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021
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six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020
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faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016
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Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011
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