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F.A.C.T.S. Pact 

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
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H.O.F.A.R. 

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar
H.O.F.A.R. by Anonymous December 5, 2002
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S.O.F.A.  

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
S.O.F.A. by The Commodore October 17, 2008
An abbriviation for Bas Ass Mother Fucker.
"That guy is so cool.. He's a total B.A.M.F!"
B.A.M.F by Nicole Reta January 12, 2006
LAMF was an obscene acronym used in the 1960s and onward by teenagers and other youth, sometimes to describe their gangs, though not necessarily the more violent and highly-organized gangs now existing.

The acronym might be combined with their community or other name, as Kings LAMF and was often written with marker pen inside subway cars in New York City.

The term stood for "Like A Mother Fucker" and was also used as the title, in that context, albums by Folk-Rock Duo Bunky and Jake in 1969, L.A.M.F. and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers in 1977, L.A.M.F.

In the present, some bands and individuals use the term LAMF to evoke connotations of said Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers album and the musical milieu that gave birth to it.

LAMF is also the name of the Burden Brothers Street Team.

Vans Skate Footwear has also released Jim Greco's pro model shoe, called the LAMF. Van's has also come out with the LAMF 2's.

Julian Cope and collaborators released an album by LAMF called Ambient Metal in 2001.

Japanese professional wrestler Yoshiaki Yago has the letters "LAMF" emblazoned on the back of his trunks.

Shannon Leto, of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, can often be seen wearing a shirt with the acronym LAMF written across the front in Pink lettering.
L A M F by JeRminatorX April 15, 2008
the awkward people who dont get invited to ANYTHING. everybody talks about their plans infront of the abfl's and dont even bother to ask them. they attempt to make it a secret but epicly fail. they try and hide it but once again... they suck at it. and the abfl's are loners yet again... A.B.F.L are not a fun thing to be.
A.B.F.L by ladeydeeladedah June 29, 2011

F.A.G.G.O.T. 

F.A G.G.O.T.

F_ucks
A_ll
G_uys
G_irls
O_r
T_ransgender

Person/s without sexual hang ups.
Equal Opportunity Fuckers.
F.A.G.G.O.T.

(Dude). Hey Monster! Are you gay Bro?

(Monster). " Not even close Dude. I'm a

F.A.G G.O.T. An Equal Opportunity Fucker."
F.A.G.G.O.T. by Ubercon5150 October 19, 2021