Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.

Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.

by Jades5150 January 20, 2018

Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.

Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.

by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011

FART HOG

Someone that seems to enjoy the consumption of farts. or is turned on by farts in a scatalogical sense

wow bro hellen keller is such a fart hog

by FartHOG FRIEND April 5, 2021

hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

rally hog

When male college athletes pull out their penis' in an attempt to intimidate their opponents and "Rally" their team to victory.

C'mon guys let's get out our rally hogs, and bring home a victory.

by Sac State Baller June 10, 2017

Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.

Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .

by sheila in the car September 2, 2018

hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.

Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019