Definitions by Jades5150

Hog Knuckle 

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.

Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.

Hog Knuckle by Jades5150 January 20, 2018

Hippotwatamus 

A large woman who is unreasonably bitchy, Ill-tempered, or generally foul in nature.

Frank: That fat bitch over there is trying to cockblock me from getting with her hot friend.

Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.

Hippotwatamus by Jades5150 February 29, 2016