2 definitions by Jades5150

A large woman who is unreasonably bitchy, Ill-tempered, or generally foul in nature.

Frank: That fat bitch over there is trying to cockblock me from getting with her hot friend.

Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.

by Jades5150 November 26, 2015

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Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.

Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.

by Jades5150 January 20, 2018

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