expendable friend

That friend thats around when you need them but not when you want them. Close to second hand friend but an expendable friend is constantly treated like they dont matter, regardless of how far they go for another. An expendable friend can be replaced very easily. Despite being told their important.

"Man, they(he/she) always third wheels those two, what an expendable friend"

expendable friend by OctoShockeR403 November 11, 2017

My friend

He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.

My friend

My friend by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day 

a day to hate chris

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day by tismicchildren November 1, 2019

Car Friend 

From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.

1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.

2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"

"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"

"Car Friend!"

Car Friend by Whitey-Pint August 10, 2008

friended 

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook

Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before

friended by joecacola January 31, 2005

frienderbate 

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.

I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.

frienderbate by sickbunny April 17, 2006

Friend Terrets 

when your having a conversation with someone and they just randomly blurt out something about their friends that has nothing to do with the topic at all

-"OMG i love The Ramones!"
-"OMG me too!"
-"wow whats your favorite song?"
-"my friend alex has long hair"
**thinks***, wow this dude has friend terrets

Friend Terrets by turkeycowlard August 19, 2008