read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

That's another coloring book

A reference to using a coloring book to describe or teach about complicated or inappropriate things. Used on The Colbert Report

"Mom, where do babies come from". That's another coloring book

by that other other othrother guy August 7, 2011

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

grabin a book

As expressed in the film "Mr Turner", Grabin' a book refers to sexual intercourse.

You often do this by walking up to someone in front of a book shelf and pretend to reach a book above their head. Do not let them move out of the way. Then you wrap your arms around them and so forth.
Also refers to either Grabin a pu*sy or F**king a pus*y
*Do not attempt this action in a Library*

"Hey, Did you see George back there at the book shelf with that lady? He was grabin a book!

by StEv097 March 18, 2015

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Boy by the book

Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy

Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"

by Whynotlive January 26, 2017