Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017

One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.

One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.

by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017

Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018