Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022

Rose-Emilie

The sweetest soul. Rose-Emilie is truly one of a kind. She makes everyone’s day better just by the glimpse of an eye. Her smile is sweet and full of joy. This gorgeous girl is full of laughter, she knows exactly what to do to help a friend in need. If you ever have the chance to meet a Rose-Emilie, count yourself blessed, they’re so rare and yet, so pure and amazing. This blessing is absolutely beautiful! I l love my Rose-Emilie!❤️

Boy 1: Did you see how gorgeous that girl was?!
Boy2: No kidding, that’s Rose-Emilie😻

by BigDOA22 May 4, 2022

dead Emily

Dead Emily: a joke that went on between me and my friend lmao

You’re dead emily! Just kidding lol

by Praying_Mantis June 10, 2022

aeronocturnal emission

A wet dream about aircraft. A symptom of airphelia.

"I had a dream about the C5 Galaxy last night and woke up with splooge in my pants... I must've had an aeronocturnal emission."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Percy emileen Ramirez

somebody that you should take on a date

percy emileen ramirez a really cool person

by justtextmegoodnight February 6, 2023

Chatty Emily

giggly, verbose forewoman in Georgia’s Special Purpose Grand Jury

Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”

by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023