no shit sherlock

When the statement is absolutely and obviously right.

A: Banana is yellow.
B: No shit Sherlock!.

A: Grass is green.
B:No shit Sherlock!.

by English is my cup of tea! May 8, 2016

Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018

Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.

Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

jittery shit

Super explosive diarrhea.

Bro. I've gotta take the most massive jittery shit!!!

by Peteysoftly February 9, 2014

shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.

You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.

by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013

next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

Sick as shit

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.

Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.

by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012