Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

by Qdino April 25, 2014

pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

by triangle offense November 17, 2011

Dick docking

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.

God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo

by D-No October 16, 2008

Dick Deep

(adj): A location, such as a party or club, that has a much greater amount of males then females.

"No way! I'm not going in there, its Dick Deep!"

by Alex H Walton January 9, 2010

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014

miscellaneous dick

1. The enjoyment of a variety of dudes without serious commitment
2. strange

He meant nothing to me! He was just miscellaneous dick!

by SecretAsian12 August 19, 2014

Ammar's dick

It's massive wtf???

Hey did you see Ammar's dick?
Yes, it went into my mother so ferociously

by Mr Big Dick Man 69 desu August 24, 2021