A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations
That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony
by Jabronic February 4, 2010
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The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 28, 2016
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