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I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN 

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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To Go To The Zoo

Another word for going to the gym and getting huge so you can pull large amounts of women. Founded in Frisco, TX in 2009 by the entrepreneurs Tyler DuBay and Brantley Carroll.
"Dam son we need to go to the zoo so we can pull those ladies"
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hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...
nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

How low can you go 

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.
Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teen Titans Go 

Goofy reimagining of Teen Titans, with little in common other than character names and voice actors. Tends to go back and forth on quality. Hated by nostalgic manbabies, but tolerated by kids and those who can take a joke.
Teen Titans Go is decent on its own merits.

Vup and go new and improved 

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

Henshin A Go Go

To become Viewtiful
When you want to turn into a Viewtiful Joe then you need this saying.
Henshin A Go Go by Allon Renfro October 8, 2003