Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008

Big Black Penis

A Popular Advertising Slogan

"Nothing's quicker than a Big Black Penis"

by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

pashtun penis

A tribal penis that runs on chai, silk, and multiple wives. Enjoys sex 5 times a day.

Khalid has such a Pashtun penis, he is already on his fourth orgasm before lunch.

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by Pashtunlove July 8, 2015

guacamole nigga penis

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

by X ‍ April 21, 2019

Ur genus a penis

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.

John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)

by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009