Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

John mcginn

An absolute brick shithouse Scotsman who playes for the best team in the world (aston villa). He also is just a pure fucking unit mate

WE'VE GOT MCGINN(WHO?) SUPER JOHN MCGINN

by Avfcsotc March 2, 2022

Justine John Daza

He surely has good looks. He’s cute and outgoing. He is a person who is goal-oriented and is futuristic. He is a dreamer and passionate in achieving his goals. He strives and works hard for his family’s future and to his. He’s not perfect but that doesn’t mean he isn’t worthy. He loves God in his own way. He is a person on his own.

I’m Justine John Daza, an island but with people.

by iseeamormongirl August 14, 2021

John

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018

Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024