Bathroom Hands 

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.

Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!

Bathroom Hands by EarWax796 October 25, 2009

Double Handed Swan 

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

Double Handed Swan by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009

Jewish Handkerchief 

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.

Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.

Jewish Handkerchief by Skiamac April 19, 2010

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

right-handed smoker by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

Second-Handwich 

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.

John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.

Second-Handwich by k8t419 November 12, 2011

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

right-handed riemann by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

See my hands 

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...

Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"

See my hands by The Mulatto aka Pimp Simp aka Black n White November 20, 2004