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watermelon 

kate: *eats watermelon*
megan: wtf is that

kate: how the fu-
watermelon by frinarii January 31, 2019

Walter Sobchak

One of the greatest characters ever in a film. Played by John Goodman, Walter Sobchak is a vietnam veteran who gives a shit about the rules of bowling. Friend of The Dude, man.
"MARK IT ZERO!" - Walter, making Smokey follow the rules because he was over the line.
Walter Sobchak by SuperSonicX July 15, 2008

Christopher Vincent Waters 

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?
No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.
Christopher Vincent Waters by Hopxy September 10, 2010

Eat the watermelon

To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.
Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.

I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!
Eat the watermelon by nicommp December 3, 2010

Walter Pendanski 

The act or movement of turning left.
"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."
Walter Pendanski by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

Waiter's Crack 

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass
I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.
Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006