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Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
by proooj February 29, 2016
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Mint cat of randomness

(Noun)

The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person
by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016
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bump cat

"Stacey and Susie are about to go bump cat."
"Those lesbians."
by Slancs April 2, 2016
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cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.
Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.
by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016
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Angry Cat

When you get your loyal cat girl to succ you but she doesn't fully consent
LCG: I don't agree to this master!
Me: damn you an angry cat
by MLC-GESMOEN June 25, 2019
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coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!
I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!
by Ralph walda June 30, 2019
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