sharp poop 

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

sharp poop by qwerty12334556 July 29, 2008

neen-com-poop

someone that is so low in society that even the fungus on a mushroom has higher importance

yea that would be Rick Oberndorfer all the way

neen-com-poop by ERIN March 30, 2005

Petey poop stains  

Mike shane Blaze Fitzgerald

"Petey poop stains "



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Petey poop stains by kathhy burker October 8, 2008

Girly Poop 

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

Girly Poop by steammustachio April 5, 2020

shmoop a poop 

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

shmoop a poop by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) 

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

Post mortem poop by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009