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Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.
Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.
by Bajaboy January 16, 2013
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Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.
Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.
by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016
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shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.
You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.
by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013
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jittery shit

Bro. I've gotta take the most massive jittery shit!!!
by Peteysoftly February 9, 2014
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Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.
Darren had a messy shit yesterday.
by Tone142 June 4, 2018
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puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.
"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.
by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011
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Shit Guard

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.
by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009
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