Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

drop your socks

an insult, oh just drop your socks = get screwed/ fuck off

i think you should "drop your socks"

"drop your socks"

by Dionne and Jade rock :D xx January 14, 2009

know your enemy

Originally, a song by Rage Against the Machine from their self-titled 1992 debut album. Now, most people think it's a shitty song by Green Day from their shitty album 21st Century Breakdown

Lyrics from Rage Against the Machine's Know Your Enemy: 'Word is born: fight the war, fuck the norm!'

Steve: Hey man, have you heard that song "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day?

Frank: Yeah man, it sucks

Steve: I know, it sounds like every other rock song out there. I remember the '90s, when Green Day was cool...

by your testicles September 27, 2010

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

stick to your ribs

An expression meaning to eat a food which gives one a full, satiated feeling for a lasting time.

"Unlike some of that Chinese stuff, a T-bone steak and fries dinner is a real 'stick to your ribs' meal."

by slw19 October 30, 2008

your mom

a word that answers any question

sam: what did you eat for lunch today

me: your mom

by bob sagettttttt October 6, 2009