morning joe 

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

morning joe by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

gi joe 

an army man toy my 4 year old brother loves.

"imma buy me that g.i. joe!"

gi joe by caitlin reed January 4, 2005

Dirty Joe 

When you are doing a girl and you spit on their back and they turn around and then you dick slap them and cum goes all over their face. Normally done to someone you wont see again

Man that girl got too loud so i gave her a Dirty Joe

Dirty Joe by King Joe August 31, 2008

Sleepy Joe 

Nickname of a con artist who has dementia, doesn't have any friends, and, is a serial child soul sniffer who loves to lie to to get his kids rich. Extremely unlikeable, and looks like a male version of Nancy Pelosi. would be happy to turn the USA into a socialist shithole …just like California

Hey man, that antifa sissy just asked if someone could drop him off at his mom's basement to get his 'vote for Sleepy Joe' shield. What a Loser, is he sniffing that fat guy's hair?

Sleepy Joe by Texas_Patriot January 22, 2021

Hot Joe 

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

Hot Joe by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

Billie Joe Armstrong 

one of the sexiest guys EVER!!!! Billie Joe fronts the rock band Green Day with his awesome songwriting.

Billie Joe is the hottest guy EVER!!!!!!

Billie Joe Armstrong by Who cares February 4, 2005

billie joe armstrong 

fuckin hottie, lead guitarist for green day

Billie Joe Armstong = GOD!!!

billie joe armstrong by evilangel4ever May 2, 2005