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A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.
I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.
by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013
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The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.
Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*
by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009
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