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my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020
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bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021
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gracie and felicity

Gracie and felicity, She be getting pissy over little bitty things
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A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?
by ageagainsthemachine April 9, 2021
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The Saint Who Fell

Once on a time, as poets sing
High tales with fancy laden,
Born of a very noble king
There lived a wondrous maiden.
An only child, her kinsfolk boon,
So fair, imagination faints;
As though amidst the stars the moon,
Or Mary amidst the saints.
From 'neath the castle's dark retreat,
Her silent way she wended
Each evening to the window-seat
Where Lucifer attended.
And secretly, with never fail,
She watched his double race,
Where vessels drew their pathless trail
Across the ocean's face.
And as intent she drank his light,
Desire was quickly there;
While he who saw her every night
Soon fell in love with her.
And sitting thus with rested head,
Her elbows on the sill,
Her heart by youthful fancy led
Did with deep longing fill.
While he, a brilliant shining spark,
Glowed always yet more clear
Towards the castle tall and dark
Where she would soon appear.

Until one night with shower of rays
He slips into her room,
As though a strange and silver haze
Did round about her loom.
And when at last the child to rest
Upon her sofa lies,
He lays her arms across her breast
And closes her soft eyes.
While where his ray on mirror lands
And is upon her couch red rifted,
It falls upon her throat and hands
And on her face uplifted.
A smile is on her lips it seems;
He in the mirror trembles,
For smooth his ray glides midst her dreams
And round her soul assembles.
And while she is in slumber gone
She murmurs through her sighs:
Never mind!

M.E
by VIS84 May 29, 2021
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the_real_felix_kracken

A very cool person who is drunk and killed his friend’s kids
Hey did you see what the_real_felix_kracken did?
by n0t.Ash July 21, 2021
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Isabelle Corn Felton

A Draco simp and an Eli simp (an addiction to a very hot depressed girl who barely sleeps)
wow i’m such a Isabelle Corn Felton
by idkimsuperhot July 24, 2021
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