River Dick

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...

John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...

by Sara April 5, 2005

dick trickle

The urine that drips on your underwear after a man pees when he does not properly shake it out

Is that dick trickle, because you got a wet spot on your pants man.

by DrewPMc February 20, 2011

dick watching

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

by viciousk March 11, 2008

acid dick

Phenomonon in which after masturbating, the inside of the penis burns/irritates inexplicably for an indeffinite amount of time. Not an STD.

I can't keep jacking off before bed, acid dick is keeping me up.

by Brian` January 1, 2009

dick barf

When one blows a fat load on some bitches face and it resembles a river of spooge

"Drink my dick barf, and make sure you lick up those titty sprinkles.

by likes2spooge October 31, 2007

Dick Whipped

The female version of "pussy whipped." When the dick is so good.. that when laid out by the goodness.. you lose all track of time and thought.

Girl 1: ive been misreading IMS all noght

Girl 2:Too much sex? XD~

Girl 1: LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 SAY THAT!! Ive been dick whipped.

by Lexyione February 27, 2011

Rim Dick

To take the tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.

The guy's at work were ragging me over a two bagger, so I rim dicked the coffee pot.

by scott mark August 30, 2006