edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.

I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.

by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom

-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...

by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017

give yourselves a hand

An applause to yourselves.

You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.

by ALFA37 November 10, 2017

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017

Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017