shit a lung

When you laugh so hard you might shit, or you actually did shit.

-Dude, how was the comedy show last night?
- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.

by tinywhitecock April 6, 2010

shit dubstepper

it comes from the term shit disturber and describes someone who drives around in their cars that have decked out audio systems and large subwoofers, blasting dubstep music for all to hear, effectively disturbing the peace.

Caution: Windows may be rattled and car alarms set off in the process

Did you hear that shit dubstepper drive by?

yo man, that shit dubstepper just set off my car alarm

by Mike Tones April 8, 2010

Dope shit

When you come off of opioids and all the constipation they brought goes away resulting in you shitting your brain out.

Example 1:
A few days into detox I took a massive dope shit.

Example 2:

I havent had kratom in two days, I took four dope shits today.

by danasp_42 October 25, 2018

Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

by superk13 June 23, 2016

milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 11, 2018

ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.

"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.

by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005