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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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god pass

Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 5, 2018
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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God

A person who is taller than 180cm.
Tim is not a god because he's 176cm
by Rizmanovski May 20, 2021
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Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far
“What are you”-Dave

I am the grinding god”-john
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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god

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022
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