Vodafone'd

The very entipesis of dogshit network coverage, it could be blocked by a sheet of paper

Sam: where were you? I couldn't get hold of you for ages!
Phil: sorry, I got Vodafone'd

by Didn't Buy The Mug October 18, 2020

vodcast

Similar to a podcast, a vodcast is video watchable on iTunes and ipod. A vodcast is not just audible, but also visual.

I have the latest LOST vodcast sent straight to my ipod.

by Nikkos April 1, 2007

vodahole

a location where the network vodafone has no reception

sorry i couldn't call you back, i was in a total vodahole

by andrew87 October 2, 2006

vodkat

A drink of only half the strength of actual vodka with an advert consisting of the most annoying, conceited, punchworthy shower of fist magnets ever gathered together in one space. Suitable only for unblocking sinks and getting teenage emos and goths shit-faced under the illusion that at least they aren't getting caned on Diamond White and if you drink it you are a fool!

Vodkat - "I'm not high maintenence, I just deserve better"

GeoNeil - "You deserve a boot up your bloody jacksie and a pint pot in your neck! GET TO FECKERY!"

by GeoNeil June 4, 2007

Vodkalepsie

(n) The state of unconsciousness attained by the consumption of large quantities of Vodka (to vodkalepsie). Often occurs in people who are taking part in binge drinking. (v) Vodkalepsied.

Richard is sufferring from vodkalepsie again.

by Rich Landon July 4, 2006

Vodkanoculars

Booze-induced extreme visual impairment that could possibly result in pulling standards being severely compromised. When beer goggles just aren't enough .

I'm not surprised with what I woke up next to this morning - by the time we'd got together I was so wasted I'd taken off my beer goggles and put on my vodkanoculars.

by Poorlybee September 15, 2011

Vodkanalysis

The method by which Russians evaluate and execute public policy.

"Every action taken by Josef Stalin had been closely vodkanalyzed before being implemented."

"The violent and difficult murder of Rasputin was planned by men who vodkanalyzed the situation beforehand and decided it would be best to cut off the mystic's penis for posterity."

by Donges July 29, 2005