vodkat

Spirit that pretends to be vodka - its only 22%. Tastes like broken glass.

Vodkat- U GT 2 B 1 2 DRNK 1 LOL

by Roflael November 25, 2006

vodkat

A drink of only half the strength of actual vodka with an advert consisting of the most annoying, conceited, punchworthy shower of fist magnets ever gathered together in one space. Suitable only for unblocking sinks and getting teenage emos and goths shit-faced under the illusion that at least they aren't getting caned on Diamond White and if you drink it you are a fool!

Vodkat - "I'm not high maintenence, I just deserve better"

GeoNeil - "You deserve a boot up your bloody jacksie and a pint pot in your neck! GET TO FECKERY!"

by GeoNeil June 4, 2007

Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

by jlhombre January 2, 2013

Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

by Photoist March 7, 2019

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012

Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

by RussianDumbass May 11, 2019

Space Vodka

A Swedish organic vodka that has traveled to the edge of Space and back. The guys founding it thought that a good vodka should taste cold, crisp and clear as a space sky. Kinda like drinking starlight, or moonshine!

Bring me some vodka, but send it to space first!
Space Vodka - is that like moonshine for aliens?

by Urban's Dictionary February 24, 2013