unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick

"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."

by The Lady A April 25, 2017

unicorn attitude

When you have a positive attitude when people drive you insane.

"These people are driving me insane oh my gosh"
"well that's not a unicorn attitude "

by skylieeeeeeeee May 27, 2017

Unicorness

The single greatest corn goddess.

Unicorness ladeled me some magical creamed corn

by plzmakethisawordiwant2winabet June 22, 2017

Unicornibus

A unicorn + the Latin word 'cornibus,' meaning 'winged' or 'flying.' A more logical word for 'pegasus-unicorn,' instead of 'alicorn,' which is another word for a pegasus with a horn. (my little pony tried...) Hopefully this will end centuries of arguing over what to call this hybrid. ( ^-^)

Mark: *looks at book* Ooh an 'alicorn!'
Drake: Huh? Do you watch mlp or something? It's a 'pegasus-unicorn.'
Dottie: No no and NO! It's a 'pegacorn!'
Eric: Not 'pegacorn,' it's a 'unisus!'
Tyana: You guys... ( -_-) its a 'unicornibus...' have you no intellect..?
(fictional names, not inspired by real people)

by Cat'sKnowledgd July 5, 2017

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017