zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

by sandwich_ June 6, 2019

twofer

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.

"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"

by Abhinav September 26, 2005

Those've

Those have

Never ending clocks run slower under a shooting star. Music in meeting impressions are strummed with guitar. Those've hummed new year's tunes in couplet time double never both near & afar have that difference of trouble.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

ima be rocking those shits

i'll be wearing that

Darell: aye homie, you see those sneakers over there?

Tim: yee' they hot.

Derell: word nigga; next time you see me ima be rocking those shits straight up.

by Leticia <3*; June 20, 2008

those people

Another way to refer to people who are not straight, a.k.a. queers when used as the umbrella term.

My friend: Yo, we went to see Lady Gaga last night followed by a trip to a club on Christopher Street.

Me: Ah, so you've been hanging around with those people again?

by DaSolution September 4, 2011

twos

An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.

Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*

by Nacho Supreme September 29, 2008

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

by Ronan August 21, 2006