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Plug 'n' Tug 

Engaging in a joyful act of shoving one's thumb inside the anal canal whilst also having a phat wank of one's phallus.
OI! I heard Shannon was a bit lonely the other night, so he just gave himself the old Plug 'n' Tug to pass the time... freak!
Plug 'n' Tug by Sick Tits March 7, 2011
Related Words
tugboat tug Tugger tugboating tuggles tug-of-war tugce Tugeye Tuggie Tuğba

Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)

When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.
Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.

"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"

Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.
Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.

Rub-Adub-Tug 

When in the shower you give yourself a tug job, for ladies its Rub-Adub-Rub.
Steve: “Ive got time before class im gonna pull a Rub-Adub-Tug"
Rub-Adub-Tug by thewonderyears November 19, 2011

turbo tug 

when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent
"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE
turbo tug by PAUIJAY August 21, 2016

false sleeping tug 

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"