Bazooka Tooth

To have a (large) blunt hanging out of your mouth, so that it looks like you have a bazooka for a tooth. To smoke a blunt.

1: This is a big ass blunt...
2: Yo man, it looks like a got a bazooka tooth

by Ivan Ooze March 8, 2010

toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

toothbrush

v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.

Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"

Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."

by Thomas Malenke August 20, 2011

toothbrush kiss

When you and your families/roomates/girlfriends tooth brush are all in the same cup for holding when not in use and the bristles of your brush are touching the bristles of there brush and therefore the toothbrushes are kissing.

Generally a bad thing because the persons plaque is now shared with your plaque. IT is not a bad thing however when it is with a hot girl.

I got so disguisted when I saw that my toothbrush had done a toothbrush kiss with my fat roomie Kevin's toothbrush.

by danibee June 11, 2006

toothbrush job

When a male or female performs fellatio on two penises, he or she makes the first penis come on the other, as one would put toothpaste on a toothbrush. He or she then proceeds to "brush" her teeth with the second penis, rubbing it on her teeth and in her mouth, making sure the ejaculate is spread evenly.

I forgot my toothbrush when I slept at Marco's last night but it's okay; I gave him and his gay brother a toothbrush job.

After that Italian meal, my breath smelled of garlic. Lucky for me, Luigi and the waiter let me brush my teeth.

by PressureSoreLover December 20, 2010

douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009