Trans Atlantic Cable

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.

Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.

by UnclePercy April 7, 2014

Trans boy solidarity

Auggie Augbee and Hec Egg-boy-official

Wow, auggie and hec really are icons of trans boy solidarity

by augbee August 21, 2017

Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

trans fat

(transfered fat)

The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains

Also see Fat Displacement.

Whoever said trans fat is bad for you?

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Trans-Siberian Drilldo

To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.

-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."

-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."

by Griffin Peterson June 19, 2009

mike tran

a chinese faggot that sucks a lot of big cock to make for his small cock.

that chinese faggot must a be a mike tran

by you are hella gay April 15, 2017

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006