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Person one: "Man, GeorgeNotFound is such a tory boy.."
Person two: "Yeah he never goes outside, I don't even think he knows what grass *IS*"
by jirosoot June 22, 2021
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Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.
Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.
by JayReynolds August 28, 2010
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Tarpy

A fat girl at the fair.
"Look at that girl over there, eating the corn dog"
"Oh yes, shes such a Tarpy"
by Tarpyy September 17, 2018
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Tory

by Suckmecocksucker February 28, 2019
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texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.
Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.
by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015
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torpedo

Damn, there goes another torpedo
by janbo September 15, 2008
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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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