thonen

When your so sexy it hurts.

That guy is a complete thonen.

by r dogg 702 June 27, 2016

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017

thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

thinspa

Short for thinspiration, a thinspa is a person you admire, and want to be as skinny as. It is often used with people suffering from eating disorders, but can also be used by others as well.

“Look at that thigh gap. She’s so skinny. I want to be as pretty as her. She is my thinspa.”

by It’s me bitch May 2, 2018

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Thongin’

A guys’ night out hanging around town to look for girls, while just wearing their thongs.

Kevin, Dusty and the boys went out thongin’ last night. Them bitches Downtown couldn’t get enough of them.

by JCbThongin June 14, 2018