second layering

The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.

Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.

by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017

second-worst

The second worst thing in existence.

My mother is the second-worst thing in existence because she moaned when i hugged her.

by TheOneRestraining November 9, 2017

Second ass

scalp

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"

by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017

Second Shadow

Commonly your younger brother or sister who stands right behind you because they are shy around people they don't know or you have to mind them and they take mums words "Stick close to your older brother/sister" literally.

Friend:Oh my God did you see Game Of Thrones yesturday when they-

Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020