jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005

gas jew

someone who never wants to drive their car because of gas.

Maddie is being a gas jew because she never wants to drive anywhere...!

by beezybaby December 22, 2008

Snow Jew

A Jew from Russia

" Damn, that kid Pavel is such a fucking snow Jew "

by J.T.000 January 31, 2009

orange jews

1.) Jewish people living in Holland.

2.) A refreshing drink made of oranges.

"There are lots of orange jews in this area."

"I had enough of orange jews last night. Now I'm sick."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

Jew Oven

When the inside of your car is so hot from the heat..it's a Jew Oven

Josh: Gosh it's so africa hot out here...

Stephan: WOW...you're car is like a Jew Oven.

by SmilexD8 June 15, 2010

jew serious

A method of expressing ones disbelief through a casual Anti-Semitic phrase.

After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"

by 420glazeit August 3, 2014

Jew Hoots

A small amount of Marijuana in a bong. Used for people on a budget.

Matt: Wana smoke up later?

Richard: Man, money's tight, gota settle for Jew Hoots

by jai.hoe September 30, 2009